this a special report from ACCIDENT BEAR!!!
OK, here is the accident report from a reliable source (ABC):
stealing traffic cones is illegal, so it can get you into trouble, which is dangerous! i'm just a bear! you can't arrest a bear! people: don't steal. animals: do what you need to do. are you in a car? WATCH OUT! there could be an animal or a person or a person dressed up as an animal or ANYTHING on the road! there won't be an animal dressed as a person! that almost never happens!!
until next time, "OH MY GOD PLEASE BE SAFE."
maybeeeeeee DO feed the trolls sometimes?
4 months ago